I'm a faker

From the "You know better than to eat those" department.

[caption id="attachment_617" align="aligncenter" width="300" caption="Chewy Chips Ahoy!"][/caption]

Wait, what does that say at the bottom?!?

[caption id="attachment_618" align="aligncenter" width="300" caption="Made with real chocolate chips!"][/caption]

Real chocolate chips? Picked by immigrant-labour hand fresh from the chocolate-chip tree? Flavouring rabbit droppings and mixing them in would make a more natural cookie for God's sake!

Can you tell it's Monday?